You're busy, We get it. That's why Chinook Records is pleased to announce Chinook Artificial Intelligence ("ChAI") to save you time and effort when you order your music.
Chinook Artificial Intelligence ("ChAI") knows your intentions. For example, if you order "Desert Rose" (CK 128), ChAI realizes you like flowers. It automatically adds "Honeysuckle Rose" (CK 234) and "Daisy a Day" (CK 125) to your order, saving you precious time. Use the saved time to stop and smell the roses.
Order "The Lady Takes the Cowboy" (CK 251). ChAI infers you're into cowboy songs, so you automatically get "Ragtime Cowboy Joe" (CK 021).
Question: who orders "Centerfield"? (CK 225)
Answer: John Fogerty fans.
Therefore: ChAI adds "Have You Ever Seen the Rain" (CK 145) to your order.
Speaking of rain, order "Have You Ever Seen the Rain" and ChAi's advanced algorithm figures out that you also want "April Showers" (CK 091) and "It Ain't Gonna Rain No More" (CK 123).
Are you a bird lover? ChAI makes your life so easy. Order "The Bluebird" (HD 114) and you automatically get "Hummingbird" (CK 093) and "Bluebirds are Singing for Me" (CK 214, CK 250).
Admit it: you were gonna order those additional tunes anyway, but there just aren't enough hours in the day.
Did you order "Showboat Gambler"? (CK 073) You can't resist games of chance. ChAI automatically sends you:
- "Your Memory Wins Again" (CK 096)
- "Ain't Your Loser Lookin' Good" (CK 087)
- A one-year subscription to Gamblers Anonymous
Do you like fires? Order "Burning Memories" (CK 249) and you automatically get "Memories to Burn" (CK 260) ... and ChAI reports you to your local Fire Department as a potential pyromaniac.
Order "You're Sixteen" (CK 222). ChAI never forgets. Exactly 48 years later, you'll automatically receive "When I'm 64" (CK 212).
If you ever have problems or complaints about ChAI, simply phone our help desk. While you're waiting on hold, ChAI automatically sends you "The Longest Time" (CK 138) and "It's Gonna Take a Little Bit Longer" (CK 258). Did you truly believe that a company using A.I. to save money would actually spend money on a help desk?? If so, ChAi will send you "How Could You Believe Me" (HD 116).
The new ChAI technology starts April 1st. Ordering music will be so much easier for you, now that A.I. has taken over. Enjoy!
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